UNSUBSCRIBE: THE BOSS FIGHT
You want to cancel your gym membership. The retention department is the final boss.
Type (or say) anything to get out. Resist the offers. Don't run out of patience.
Your account
Welcome back, Member #48213!
- Plan
- Flex Basic · $39.99/mo, billed forever
- Visits this year
- 2 (one was to use the bathroom)
- Member since
- longer than you intended
Estimated time: 30 seconds* *does not include Brenda